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	<title>Comments on: Beauty Hurts Like An MS Paint Penis To The Face: Perez Hilton Would Like To Give You His Autograph</title>
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		<title>By: BarkBite</title>
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		<dc:creator>BarkBite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO @ Latin_Princess.

It's true but I can't knock his hustle. Who wouldn't take the opportunity to have their own clothing line if someone offered?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO @ Latin_Princess.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s true but I can&#8217;t knock his hustle. Who wouldn&#8217;t take the opportunity to have their own clothing line if someone offered?</p>
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		<title>By: el smrtmnky</title>
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		<dc:creator>el smrtmnky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@mari mari: prolly not, since he's cuban and we all know how that goes.

i'd attend the function, cause i have nothint better to do on fridays and that would give me a chance to get drunk earlier than usual, but Piggy and i don't get along. much like most of the people he has dealings with. except for sad little emo girls.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@mari mari: prolly not, since he&#8217;s cuban and we all know how that goes.</p>
<p>i&#8217;d attend the function, cause i have nothint better to do on fridays and that would give me a chance to get drunk earlier than usual, but Piggy and i don&#8217;t get along. much like most of the people he has dealings with. except for sad little emo girls.</p>
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		<title>By: Latin_Princess</title>
		<link>http://guanabee.com/2008/06/beauty-hurts-like-an-ms-paint-penis-to-the-face-perez-hilton-would-like-to-give-you-his-autograph/#comment-11727</link>
		<dc:creator>Latin_Princess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's 4 bucks for a gallon of gas. And yet, someone paid that clown a shitload of money to figure out how to put 145 Clip-Art images on a sweatshirt.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 4 bucks for a gallon of gas. And yet, someone paid that clown a shitload of money to figure out how to put 145 Clip-Art images on a sweatshirt.</p>
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		<title>By: marimari</title>
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		<dc:creator>marimari</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can we somehow vote Perez Hilton off Guanabee?  Can someone second that?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can we somehow vote Perez Hilton off Guanabee?  Can someone second that?</p>
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		<title>By: Marco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I guess it was the mention of Hot Topic, but I orginally read this as "Get your Wrists Cut Today!"

Which I guess is more accurate?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess it was the mention of Hot Topic, but I orginally read this as &#8220;Get your Wrists Cut Today!&#8221;</p>
<p>Which I guess is more accurate?</p>
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