Cameron Diaz reportedly blew up at Abercrombie & Fitch employees because they would not allow her to purchase a T-Shirt that said “Jesus Goat” because it was the last they had available. She stormed out of the store, but not before letting the retail workers know they were all a bunch of “Dick Fiends.”

We never thought we’d say this but: We kind of love Cameron now. Not that it’s ever cool to treat people who work in retail badly — we used to work at The Gap, which would explain the scars on our wrists — but, come on. A&F employees are all pretty heinous examples of humanity and it’s stupid to display an item of clothing and then tell shoppers they can’t purchase it. Plus, Dick Fiend could sort of be seen as a compliment. You can’t spell “friend” without “fiend,” children.

After the jump, our own suggestions for what to say when A&F employees got your Goat:

“Dick Cheese”

“Pinche Pendejo, Guey”

“Internet Commenter”

“Virgin”

“Jessica Alba”

“Suburban Mall Retail Employee”

Cameron Diaz Beefs with Abercrombie [Latina]