Cameron Diaz Thinks Abercrombie & Fitch Employees Are Dick Fiends
13 June 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Cameron Diaz reportedly blew up at Abercrombie & Fitch employees because they would not allow her to purchase a T-Shirt that said “Jesus Goat” because it was the last they had available. She stormed out of the store, but not before letting the retail workers know they were all a bunch of “Dick Fiends.”
We never thought we’d say this but: We kind of love Cameron now. Not that it’s ever cool to treat people who work in retail badly — we used to work at The Gap, which would explain the scars on our wrists — but, come on. A&F employees are all pretty heinous examples of humanity and it’s stupid to display an item of clothing and then tell shoppers they can’t purchase it. Plus, Dick Fiend could sort of be seen as a compliment. You can’t spell “friend” without “fiend,” children.
After the jump, our own suggestions for what to say when A&F employees got your Goat:
“Internet Commenter”
“Virgin”
“Jessica Alba”
“Suburban Mall Retail Employee”
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the phrase I use quite often is Fucking Idiot
Damn posers, watch me take that shirt. I’ve unpinned many a garment from the body things they and all other stores have.
–’Whitey!’
—’Homo!’ (applies at The Grove and Third Street Promenade locations only)
–’i'd still eat a burrito off of your hot abs!!’
This post made me think of this:
http://www.geocities.com/wndrwmn728/Abercrombie.html
I had the same thing happen to me ages ago… am still carrying a grudge.
And yes, the site sucks, but go easy on me; it was my first attempt at blogging.