Singer with boobs, Christina Aguilera, is going to share an “intimate moment with her son” for all of America to witness. Which is kind of the opposite of the definition of the word “intimate,” but oh well. Who are we to argue with Christina Aguilera, Singer of Power Ballads. Who Has Boobs. Oh, and please watch for the moment which makes it quite clear that Larry King gives not a shitlet for Christina or her music.

And, now, a question: Does having a celebrity urge you to vote have any impact on whether or not you cast one? Well, what if they have enormous, size E boobs?

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