God must be falling asleep on the watch or selling eight balls in Tampa because there is absolutely no way that Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can all set foot in a church without spontaneously going up in flames.

This photo brings up a lot of questions for us. Like: Why do any of these people exist? Why do we live in a world where theee is a market for people whose only talent happens to be self-promotion? What are they selling and who the hell is buying it? And, lastly: Where my ladies at?

Seriously anyone who can even begin to explain why we reward these three with attention and money instead of mowing them down with a power hose gets a free indulgence.

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