Cold Day In Hell: Perez Hilton Goes To Church With Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt
24 June 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
God must be falling asleep on the watch or selling eight balls in Tampa because there is absolutely no way that Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can all set foot in a church without spontaneously going up in flames.
This photo brings up a lot of questions for us. Like: Why do any of these people exist? Why do we live in a world where theee is a market for people whose only talent happens to be self-promotion? What are they selling and who the hell is buying it? And, lastly: Where my ladies at?
Seriously anyone who can even begin to explain why we reward these three with attention and money instead of mowing them down with a power hose gets a free indulgence.
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What kind of church did they attend? I am guessing Perez must be Catholic, but Heidi and Spencer? No guey!!! I thought they were inbred wasps. maybe they’re just inbred, period.
and yet you’re writing about them…
They attend In His Presence Church in Woodland Hills, CA. It’s a great church with excellent music and a lot of industry people attend there. It’s welcoming of all faiths and people.