We’re definitely not the only ones to have noticed that most stories involving meth, serial killers, pregnant teenagers, meth-addicted pregnant teen serial killers and Truck Nutz come from Florida. “Best Week Ever” noticed too! All thanks to a story about an oft-naked crack addict who cuddles with gators in Polk County. Gators! Crack! Nudity! Probably some sort of venereal disease! Cubans! God, we really miss home.

This Video May The Most Perfect “Ridiculous News Story That Happened In Florida” Of Them All [Best Week Ever]