If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be a gay.

he’s a puto!

My Little Porkchop can’t be gay…the Mormon Church has just ordered all its California cult victims—I mean, attendees to vote for the same-sex marriage ban in November.

Besides, if he isn’t along the straight and narrow, he won’t get fitted for his special underwear. Anybody besides Michael Jackson willing to help with the inseam?

Come on!! The boy is 12; his balls haven’t even dropped yet… well, at least he’s not Mario Lopez..

It still surprises me that there are so many people out there that does not get innocence. I really should not be surprised with the promiscuous young people of the sixties and seventies and eighties ————— and so on. Now a days it is only smart to teach your kids to wait. You do want them to live longer, right? David A. seems to be a bright young fellow that knows what he wants. You jaded folks need to keep it in mind that not everyone is raised with the same values as you are. Good for you David A. to wait for the right time and he will know it when it comes along. Let’s not hurry him with your pressure. It’s his choice and he is making the right one. Good for you David A.

I don’t think her name is really Carol A. I think it’s Carol B. (for Brady) and she’s still upset over all those promiscuous children she raised in the seventies. Especially what Greg used to do with Marcia in that attic bedroom (but if you stop to think about it, he was being a gentleman, still wanting her with that football-seeking nose of hers).

I’m not sure when “Now a days” is, but I didn’t realize it was a time when my kids will live longer if they don’t have sex. I thought they lived longer if they didn’t have parents that called everybody jaded and promiscuous. Even that slut Marcia. Marcia. Marcia.

Signed,
A jaded, promiscuous slut of the seventies (the same age as Peter, the middle Brady boy-whore)

@Carol A: We’re talking about a kiss. Or rather, the fact that he’s never had one. And enjoying a woman’s short skirt when you’re a 17 year-old boy. That’s hardly promiscuous.

David has had his first kiss with a boy and he prefers pencil skirts!

No he is not gay, cmon he is jus an immature kid people, dont you believe in innocence anymore?

You people are idiots. He is just waiting for the right girl to come along. It’s always cuter when a guy is innocent too. And about the short skirt thing, not all guys are perves. Anyways, I cannot believe he looks up to Jason Mraz! I love that guy’s song “I’m Yours” it’s a really good song. I love David Archuleta.

omg you ppl are ALL GAY!!
so boys are all idiots these days so if there is one who is a real guy and is nice and innocent you have to call him gay NO ALL YOU GUYS ARE JERKS AND NOT GUNNA END UP WITH ANYONE EVER AND YOUR JUST JEALOUS EVERYONE LOVES HIM!!!! BITCHES!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE? just because david’s a sweet innocent boy who not like all of the other perv idiots on this earth, u have to rag on him??? HE’S NOT GAY!! he’s waiting for the right girl to come along; obviously this culture that we live in can’t accept people who live for the Lord and don’t enjoy checking out girls legs!! u people need to get a life and stop butting in and ruining David’s!!!

If he isn’t gay I’ll eat my hat and everyone else’s.

I think David is an excellent singer, and he has a future. Just because he hasn’t had a kiss doesn’t mean he’s gay. What happened to the times when morals actually existed in the world? David is smart to with his decision, and that’s why he’s so famous now. See what being moral gets you- respect.

Are you kidding me! Just because he has not kissed a girl yet does not mean that he is gay! He’s only 17, give him some time. He’s probably just waiting for the right girl at the right time, so it can be more special to him. Plus he’s shy so it is going to take some time but all the more special that will make it. Geez, give him a break!!!!

Man, you guys are retarted. I think he’s just shy, not gay. I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 17 cause I was shy out of my brains! It does happen. He’d blush when anyone put him on the spot on AI…now clay aiken…that kid was GAY ALL OVER from the start!

OH…
MY
GOD
david….
u’re
ssssssssssssooooooooooooooooo
sweeeettt

waduhhhhhh……….

kapan bisa ketemu David Archuleta ya………..?

Of course he’s not gay!!!!
The fact that he has never kissed anyone yet doesn’t mean he’s gay!
like omg
8-)

and he’s right..it IS weird to have a “crush” on someone u only kno in magazines and never really talked to.
How can u like someone if u don’t kno who they really are?

after reading this, David got more 100points on my admiration scale :D

PS: I’m a girl, but I don’t like really short skirts either :s they’re simply not made for someone who’s always jumping and runing around..lool

so what if he IS gay?
his music will continue to be great! :)

But I have a feeling that he’s straight.
So what if he hasn’t kissed anyone yet? It just goes to show that he won’t kiss just anyone.. maybe he’s just waiting for a person who he really likes.

And he’s completey right about that crush thing lol
How can anyone have a crush on someone who they only know from magazines, TV and such?
How can u like someone that u don’t really know? someone u have never had a conversation with?

It’s just not true, it’s all an ilusion :s

And I hat short skirts! how can u run in a short skirt??? U just can’t! They’re so uncomfortable!! I can’t ever do anything while I’m wearing one—-> Burn ‘em all!!!
lol

Anywho—>David is theeeee BEST