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David Archuleta's Mom Lupe May Also Be Crazy

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The National Enquirer is allegedly reporting (although we couldn’t find a link) that Lupe Archuleta, the Virgin mother of our Savior David Archuleta, threw a shitfit at the show last week when her little lambchop lost the American Idol competition to David Cook.

“She was very resentful that David Cook took home the title and she wasn’t shy about letting people know how she felt about it,” a backstage spy told the National Enquirer. “She said her son was the clear favorite, and it was obvious that the voting was fixed so that David Cook could win.

Lupe also allegedly complained about the second prize Ford Escape Hybrid SUV David won. She claimed that if he drove it, everyone in Salt Lake City would recognize him. Because David’s parents don’t want him in the public eye, don’tcha know.

American Idol ‘Fixed,’” Says David Archuleta Mom Lupe Archuleta [Pop Sugar]

Comments

Of course they’re crazy. They CONVERTED to Mormonism?

Was that not PC? Fuck it…

“Of course they’re crazy. They CONVERTED to Mormonism?”

Dude, THAT is funny.
This whole family is full goose bozo.

Can a Bravo! reality show be that far off?

Um, this is a crazy bitch right here. I mean come the fuck on. Seriously. He won a FORD and she’s worried the world will notice him?

Win a glamour-mobile, then we’ll give a shit. You know like at least a C class Benz… after all they are new Mormons.

Wow, Marco, that was so creative and clever! Keep those good jokes coming!

NOT

The Mormon jokes are tired and old, just like yo mama.

At least the kid won an SUV.

his moooom is pretttyyy

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