Puerto Ricans of all walks of life descended upon Fifth Avenue in New York this past Saturday to celebrate the 51st annual Puerto Rican Day Parade, also known as Upper East Side Terror Observance Day. We at Guanabee take these “cultural” events very seriously, and a bunch of us went down with our Puerto Rican Day Parade Boricua Bingo cards (and bullet-proof vests, natch) to play a more culturally-sensitive version of that shit your abuela plays in church every Sunday. Check out how we all did after the jump:

Alex’s Card:

Cindy’s Card:

Gabriel’s Card:

Lesson learned? Everybody’s a winner when we play Boricua Bingo! Wepa!