These voicemail messages have been making the rounds all over these here intertubes and we thought they were hilarious / terrifying enough to share with you. The set-up: Dimitri is a perfectly sane specimen of malehood who would like to get together with Olga, who is elegant. He leaves her two voicemail messages in an attempt to woo her into his loving, perfectly sane arms. Does Olga tear herself away from her cancer-stricken mother and various medications to be with Dimitri? Listen and find out.

He Had Me At “Elegant” [dlisted]