“Dimitri’s” Voicemail Messages Prove He Hearts Elegant, Abused Maybe-Chemo Patients Like Olga
27 June 2008, 1:05 PM. By Daniel Mauser
These voicemail messages have been making the rounds all over these here intertubes and we thought they were hilarious / terrifying enough to share with you. The set-up: Dimitri is a perfectly sane specimen of malehood who would like to get together with Olga, who is elegant. He leaves her two voicemail messages in an attempt to woo her into his loving, perfectly sane arms. Does Olga tear herself away from her cancer-stricken mother and various medications to be with Dimitri? Listen and find out.
He Had Me At “Elegant” [dlisted]
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I really would like to know if thiis is real, and if so, how Olga responded. Did she call him to tell him that even though he erased her number, that there is now a “restraining order” placed on him, and that if he ever made eye-contact with her again then he would be arrested?
Scary he’s from Toronto:
416-918-###4
GAAH! Must know more about these people! Is Olga really elegant? Is Dimitry really for real?