Invasive question time! Ever feel like you’re the only person on the planet who isn’t having sex on a regular basis? Well, turns out, if you live in the U.S, that’s probably not too far from the truth. According to a handy map put together by the good people at Durex, of the twenty-six countries represented, only people in Japan are having less sex than U.S. Americans. Which is odd, given riding in a packed subway car guarantees you at least two instances of accidental penetration a year.

So who’s having the most sex, according to the survey?:

Why, the inventors of olive oil, of course! Greek salads? Do not self-toss. Although Brazil and Russia aren’t too far behind. What a funny coincidence then, that we just chartered a hot air balloon ride to Greece, Brazil and Russia. It’s so odd the way the world works. Ahem.

Global [Durex]