Every person with fallopian tubes in Hollyood is in or worked on the upcoming comedy The Women. Think of it as Sex and the City, without the image of Kim Cattrall’s clitoris constantly in your face or some penis pun being made every 3.7 seconds. We’re never probably definitely going to see this movie, because our mother is going to make us and because we actually like many of the actresses in it. Plus, it has a character named Alex! Who is a lesbian. Because that’s a man’s name, duh, and lesbians are like men what with all their flannel and chest hair and testes. Right? Plus, it’s got Eva Mendes, playing a sexy homewrecker because Latinas have long tongues and no scruples. Right?

Anyway! Check out the trailer and let us know if you’re planning on going. You’ll bring the Cosmo mix, we’ll bring the Vicodin and homemade Moonshine.