Christine Morteh from Miami, Florida has been arrested along with four other people for running an alleged “brothel on wheels” out of a black limousine on South Beach. Isn’t that just called “prom?” The jig was up, as the kids say (?), when an undercover officer was approached to ride the short bus straight to chlamydia - one block from police headquaters:

“It was brazen,” said Miami Beach police Detective Juan Sanchez.

You’re darn tootin.’ As the kids say:

Brazen not just for where the bus was parked, police said, but for how the bus’ owner got prospective clients aboard — by walking up to them on the street and describing the various sexual services available onboard.

That’s thinking outside the box. Wink!

South Beach ‘Brothel On Wheels’ Unveiled [Local 10]
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