A man named God was arrested in Tampa for selling cocaine near a Church. Sounds about right:

Cops had been investigating God Lucky Howard (left) since April, according to this ABC Action News report. Undercover detectives picked him up on Saturday and charged him with selling drugs.

After arresting this man who apparently is neither godly nor lucky, officers searched his home and found 22 grams of coke and a scale.

He then turned lemons into lemonade (He is capable of such things) by becoming the best headline of, like. The entire year. “God Arrested In Florida?” Thank you, Jesus! And your cash is on the table.

God arrested in coke sting near church [The Miami Herald]