“Gawker Stalker” Tip Says Carlos Leon Likes Girls Who Look Like Boys

A tipster wrote in to Gawker’s “Gawker Stalker” to report seeing Madonna’s baby-daddy, Carlos Leon, at Socialista - a “Cuban” lounge in the West Village. It seems like the anonymous stalker wanted to paint Carlos as some sort of creep but, really? This all just makes us want to play footsie with him, regardless of his greasy-ass Jheri Curl:

I saw Carlos Leon at Socialista last night.Please someone tell me why is it that everytime I go to socialista I see Carlos Leon, the douche bab, hanging out in socialista by himself luring at girls that look like little boys. He never gets a table or buys any drinks.

Well, Anonymous Angry Imbiber of Overpriced Mojitos, we’re not sure why “douche babs” hang out at Socialista or why anonymous plebes who direct slightly irrational ire at D-list celebrities seem to frequent it, either. But we do know we’re always on the -desperate prowl- lookout for men who can appreciate a pretty much totally concave chest. Call us.

Carlos Leon [Gawker Stalker]