Some folks just insist on pissing in the gene pool. A group of high school girls in Massachusetts may have decided to make a “pregnancy pact,” because nothing goes with an eigth grade reading level quite like the responsibility of raising a human being:

“Some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” principal Joseph Sullivan told Time.com.

The pregnancy rate at the 1,200-student school is four times higher than the previous year, and officials were shocked to learn that men in their 20s had fathered some of the babies, Time.com said.

“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” Sullivan told Time.com.

Every little girl’s dream, no? Have a baby, contract syphilis, drop out of high school and work as a Hardee’s fry cook who gives blow jobs out behind the dumpster during break for meth money. Just like a celebrity:

Keith Ablow, a psychiatrist and FOX News contributor, called the school’s epidemic “shocking.”

“But the other thing we should realize is that we are hot on the heels of [17-year-old] Jamie Lynn Spears deciding to start a family and of mass media embracing the notion and waiting with bated breath for her baby,” he said.

No, yeah. Totally blame Jamie-Lynn and not, like. Utter lack of guidance or parenting. Or intelligence. Or self-respect. Or hungry chocha-itis.

Massachusetts High School Faces Pregnancy Boom [FOX News]