Here are “America’s Next Top Model” “winner” Jaslene Gonzalez and Danity Kane “singer” Aubrey O’Day at Dior’s “J’Adore” party looking like a “morning after” surprise following a tequila-soaked night in Tijuana two beautiful flowers blossoming amidst fresh morning peepee dew.

Not that we don’t think Jaslene and Aubrey are lovely girls! We just can’t really tell through all the layers of self-tanner, spackled-on makeup, hair extensions, fake lashes and peepee dew. We think a natural look is best, especially on young skin and most especially when one’s makeup addiction results in one looking like a molten Creamsicle.