Go ‘Head Pop A Cap: Caption Jaslene Gonzalez And Her Escort

Here are “America’s Next Top Model” “winner” Jaslene Gonzalez and Danity Kane “singer” Aubrey O’Day at Dior’s “J’Adore” party looking like -a “morning after” surprise following a tequila-soaked night in Tijuana- two beautiful flowers blossoming amidst fresh morning -peepee- dew.

Not that we don’t think Jaslene and Aubrey are lovely girls! We just can’t really tell through all the layers of self-tanner, spackled-on makeup, hair extensions, fake lashes and -peepee- dew. We think a natural look is best, especially on young skin and most especially when one’s makeup addiction results in one looking like a molten Creamsicle.