It’s Friday. We’ve been reading about celebrity cameltoes and listening to Ginuwine’s “Pony” on a loop, so. It’s been a pretty excellent day. We’re going to end it on an up note by celebrating a man who can make even cannibalism hilarious. JRod? Saddle’s waiting. Jump on it:

Re: Guanabee Commenter Janie A-Go-Go Gets Naked In A Cab For Time Out New York

I saw “in the heights”……i think it’s so funny that now that it’s won all of those tony’s, there’s going to be all these tourists that are going to want to visit Washington Heights. Damn, are they in for a surprise. lol.

Just wait ‘til “Bushwick On Ice!” comes out.

Re: Andres Garcia Hurts Himself During Sex

Maybe he stopped taking his uña de gato pills.

There’s always sangre de tigre to hold a man over.

Re: Jennifer Lopez Is A Terrible Mother, Says Jennifer Lopez

I wonder if when her babies cry, they make that same dumb face that she makes in her movies when she “cries”. You know….that thing she does with her chin that makes her look like she has an overbite.

Ay, be nice. It’s called “acting.” You know La Lopez has never shed a real tear in all her velour-swaddled life.

Re: Way, Way Beyond The Barrio: Seven-Year-Old Czech Boy Ondrej Mauerova Imprisoned And Eaten By Family

My boyfriend should be locked up too!!! He’s got me all brainwashed and shit…..making me devour his body parts. Horrible Horrible

We love you. Have a great weekend!