We’re making the happypainful move from Brooklyn to Queens, which means we’ll be leaving behind a lot of hot, emaciated trust fund baby boys in skinny jeans and questionable facial hair (sad), but also a lot of girls who work in PR and try to gain some sort of cred by drinking poor white people beer, like Pabst and Miller (yay). But, before we go for good, we’ll celebrate taking a runny, Imperialist poo on other cultures by Rocking Out With Our Guac Out this Friday, June 27. We’ll get free “Mexi-Cali” food (Doritos?), $3 beers and the sweet sounds of Iron Lyon, Teddy King and Jedi. No cover charge! Giveaways! Eating disorders!

Interested? You’re probably terrible. Details, after the jump:

Rock Out With Your Guac Out
Hope Lounge
10 Hope Street, Brooklyn
Friday, June 27
9 P.M.
rsvp: events@takeovertheory.com