It’s Friday! And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably tired, a little hungover and finding it difficult to walk. So what better time than right now for a fun game to distract you from things like work and paying child support!

So, Guanababies, tell us: To whom does this ass belong?

Hint: He’s a good Christian boy who knows his way around balls.

The answer, and possibly some more genital puns, after the jump:

If you guessed “Cristiano Ronaldo!,” you’re absolutely correct! And a lil’ bit creepy.

Here he is sunning himself with his stupid girlfriend, Who McCares.

Actually, her name is Stupid von Cacaface. Or Nereida Gallardo. And she’s some model with whom he is apparently getting “serious”… ly nauseating:

The couple put on many a public display of affection on their romantic getaway, showering each other with kisses as they relaxed on a sun lounger.

They seemed unconcerned by the presence of fellow beach goers, no doubt surprising onlookers with their affectionate behaviour.

It’s all cuddles and kisses until the next illicit dalliance with a tranny hooker. Ah, love.

Cristiano Ronaldo Likes Subtle PDA [A Socialite’s Life]
Extra, extra! Read all about me! Ronaldo shows pals his holiday snaps (in the Daily Mail) [Daily Mail]