Guess Who!
Guess which celebrity couple is currently building this seven million dollar home in San Antonio, Texas. It includes a swimming pool, a basketball court and a mini water park because celebrities don’t play water sports with just a funnel and a healthy dose of shamelessness like the rest of us do.
No, no, it’s not Cindy and Chefrain. Guess again!
Here’s a hint: One scores while the other media whores. Answer after the jump:
Yeah, it’s these two fools. Congratulations, Eva and Tony, and stay out of New York.
Pictures of Eva Longoria’s and Tony Parker’s San Antonio Estate [Desperate Blog]
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
The city of San Antonio has approved the construction of a tunnel that connects the Parker estate to the River Walk as it is Eva’s favorite place to unwind after the mall closes and the tourists go home. She often pops a few Vicodin, pours herself a nice glass of Pinot Grigio and strolls along the promenade in nothing but her pj’s. While the mall staff has always been accommodating to her midnight walks, the private tunnel will allow Eva the freedom to come and go at her leisure. Most “keys to the city” don’t open anything, but San Antonio has raised the bar and opened up the city’s most amazing landmark to one of TV’s most amazing talents.
Posted by Patrick | June 23, 2008
Yeah Patrick, that tunnel will be very helpful in avoiding being shit on by the flying pigs.
Posted by jrod | June 24, 2008
@Patrick: that was totally accurate except it’s Rosé not Pinot.
Posted by La Cindy | June 24, 2008