Well, we’re no closer to being put out of our Democratic primary misery after the Boricuas gave Hillary Clinton the win in (on?) Puerto Rico this weekend. The results, (Clinton earned 68 percent of the vote compared with Obama’s 32 percent), prompted the Senator “from” New York to claim that she leads the popular vote while CNN chimes in that voter turnout in PR was extremely low with only 20% of registered voters participating. What can we take from this? Well, if political commercials are to be believed, that the majority of Barack Obama’s Latino supporters can’t legally vote in America. “O-ba-ma-a-a-a…”*

*(Sung to the tune of The Lion King.)

Earlier: Rich, Elitist Latinos Want You To Vote For Barack Obama