VBS.TV, the official online video network of people in baggy skinny jeans, oh and of Vice magazine, recently took a look at the complex issue of immigration for their Mexico issue. The result? Listening to stoned sounding skater illegals and their girlfriends makes us not so sure what they’re contributing to this country which makes them just like American teens, so why can’t we all just get along?! It’s hipster diplomacy. Also Dov Charney, the people’s molester and American Apparel CEO, breaks down the whole issue with sexually implicit balloon arrangements at his side. How else would you do it? And finallly, we hear from a terrified, old, Minute Man who is desperately trying to hang onto his lily-White ass for a few more years. Aww, extinction is sad. There is a lot more video at VBS.TV if you are so inclined to get into this thing more deeply. As for us, we prefer to just nuke Mexico.

Illegal LA [VBS.TV]