Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba recently had a heart-to-heart when the two were seated beside one another at the Beverly Hills Hotel’s coffee shop. Or not:

Lohan looked like she just rolled out of bed with last night’s makeup and eyelashes on. But it goes beyond that. She looked very hard-up. She’s a pretty girl but too many stays in rehab does not help your complexion.

Ouch.

Content with this celeb sighting we went back to our meal. But again we were interrupted when two hotel security staffers came into the coffee shop to inquire about some empty seats. (The coffee shop is always crowded and it’s hard to get more than two seats together.)

We figured these security dolts were working for another famous person. Lo and behold, newlyweds and parents-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren came in and sat down. Right next to Lohan.

We don’t think Jessica Alba even acknowledged Lindsay Lohan when she sat down, and why should she? She’s nine months pregnant (and beautiful), she has other things on her mind than making niceties with a fading teen star.

Ugly, hungover has-been ouch.

Poor Lindsay! It must be tough to go from participating in such Academy Award-worthy fare as The Parent Trap to basically being called haggard d-lister by random bloggers. Instead of calling either actress out for being rude, Jessica is being supported because she’s “beautiful.” Thankful for small miracles, though, at least the writer refrained from using the term “cat fight” or from straight-up calling Lindsay a “hag.”

indsay Lohan and Jessica Alba Avoid Each Other at the Beverly Hills Hotel Coffee Shop [Hotel Chatter]