Is Diddy Diddling Cameron Diaz?

If their recent behavior at Prince’s party is any indication, Cameron Diaz is putting her “bread pudding” all over -Puff Daddy- -Puffy- -P. Diddy- -Diddy- Puffin McDiddles’ face. Wink, nudge!:

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

We totally see Puft Dilly-o as the kind of guy who giggles.

Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”

Friends who tickle each other’s nipples with their tongues are the best sort of friends to have. This brings up an interesting question, though. Celebrity or comparatively boring and uninteresting, can men and woman ever be “just friends?” We tend to think “not if you’re hot.”

Cameron Diaz and Diddy a touchy topic [NY Daily News]