Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant, is suing Jennifer Lopez for 5 million dollars. She’s claiming one of Lopez’s guard-dogs-who-was-not-Marc bit her on the leg two years ago during a flight. She’s kinda slow, we guess:

Wilson says Lopez boarded a Gulfstream IV jet at Republic Airport in Farmingdale, L.I., with Floyd, a German shepherd described in the manifest as “a well-behaved guard dog.”

Yes, don’t mind the frothing about the mouth. Marc’s just irritable.

Just in case, Wilson, of Mary Esther, Fla., [Ed. note: Sigh.] says in the court papers, Lopez gave her some instructions on how to act around Floyd.

But the suit alleges that 90 minutes into the flight, Wilson walked past Floyd, and he responded by “attacking her and biting her pant leg.”

In an attempt to get away, Wilson says she “twisted and fell,” injuring her lower back so badly she had to undergo surgery last year and no longer can work - “at great economic loss.”

Yeah. Lady’s lucky Jennifer herself wasn’t particularly hungry during that flight, or she’d be missing half a finger and her sense of dignity.

Jennifer Lopez hit with $5M lawsuit over dog assault [NY Daily News]