





Jennifer Lopez has been issued a subpoena to testify in court about details surrounding the 1999 shooting that involved her and then-boyfriend P. Diddy (who was known as “Puffy Daddy” at the time, for those of you for whom such things matter, like P. Diddy and perhaps P. Diddy’s mom). Until now, Jennifer has avoided having to appear at trial and Poop Doodle has avoided facing any sort of repercussion. But all that may change! Probably never:
Now Lopez will be asked to recount the night at deposition, after Natania Reuben filed a $130 million lawsuit against Combs and Shyne.
Reuben was the woman who was shot in the face during the shootout at the nightclub.
Funny, since most shootings to the face usually occur in nightclub bathrooms, rarely on the dance floor and almost outside of clubs. Add this to the lawsuit Jennifer was recently slapped with, perhaps lightly about the face, and it looks like it’s shaping up to be a pretty caca-filled year for The Realest Girl That Ever Was Or Will Be. Oh well. At least she’s got Marc:

Whatever she says, it’ll sound like, “Mookie!”
Posted by El Bulto | June 30, 2008