Big Bird David Beckham and Grouch Jessica Alba are both set to star in upcoming episodes of Sesame Street. Oh, what fun! This post brought to you by the letters “R”, “O”, “F” and “L:”

The seminal kids’ show launches its 39th season on Aug. 11 with a veritable parade of hotness: Jessica Alba, David Beckham, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, Sandra Oh, Jenny McCarthy and Dolphins defensive end (and Dancing With the Stars runner-up) Jason Taylor will attempt to help the nuggets with their reading, writing and arithmetic[.]

We can’t wait to watch Jessica Alba pop out of a trash can and sing, “Brown People Are People Too! Except Brown. And Not Actually People.”

Jessica Alba, David Beckham Heat Up Sesame Street [TV Guide]