Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren stepped out with their baby daughter, Honor Marie, for the first time since pooping her out, but kept the little troll all covered up in her baby carrier. Since Jessica doesn’t see it fit to pimp out her daughter’s baby photos, we might not get to see her up close for a while.

Or will we? Dun dun duuun!

Nicole Richie, on the other hand, showed off her own little bundle of crack quite proudly. Baby Harlow looks kind of cute and kind of exactly how we’d look if we woke up from a comfy little nap to find ourselves being held by Nicole Richie.

A photo of that DILF Cash with baby Honor, and of little Harlow making a grade-A skank face, after the jump:

Cute. Sexy.

Cute. Sexy. Kidding.

So, tell us. Are you curious to see what Honor looks like? Or are you completely uninterested in celebrity womb trolls?

Jessica and Cash Bring Their Honor Out on the Town [PopSugar]