Teehee! Jessica Alba looks absolutely adorable being stalked by paparazzi while lounging in her bikini. She looks about ready to poop out baby Honor anytime now.

Jessica’s huge smile and cute bathing suit has got us all ready for summer. Magazines are trying to tell us that bright colors and bold prints are in this season when it comes to beachwear, but. Isn’t that the case every year? All we know is we recently bought this “itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini” and we’re going to wear the shit out of it while burning ourselves to a crisp and then vowing never to go out in the sun again.

So, tell us. What bathing suit can you not wait to wear next time you get horribly burned / a mouthful of sand / stuck with an undercooked hot dog and your primo’s disaster of a cookout?

A monokini?

Monokini [$33.50] from Delia’s.

A tankini?

Solid halter tank top [$55] from J. Crew.

A mom bathing suit complete with a ruffled skirt?

Ruffled skirt hipster [$22.12] from The Gap.

Or a giant t-shirt with airbrushed flamingos dancing the conga?

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