‘Member how Jessica Alba was all “I’m only giving my baby photos to Guanabee, waa waa” or whatever? Well, as predicted by us, it turns out that was a lie,:

Several magazine insiders say Alba’s claim about the offers is not true. In fact, the insiders say offers were made to Alba, that she was kept in the loop and that some talks are still in progress.

The insiders cite Us Weekly, OK! magazine and People as the weeklies most likely to score a deal. “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that,” said one insider.

Because she’s a mojona, that’s why.

We don’t really understand the appeal of celebrity baby pictures anyway. All babies look like cucuy rolled in hair. But what about you, gentle reader? Are you interested in seeing Honor Marie Warren’s naked mole rat troll beast face?

And how much do you think the photos will fetch? We say three nickels and a half-eaten Taco Bell chalupa.

Jessica Alba might sell baby pictures after all [MSNBC]
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