Jessica Alba Is Either Suffering From Partpartum Depression Or Pissed Off. Same Difference, Right?

We understand she’s an actress and famousish and all that but it’s got to suck when a guy with a video camera interrupts your evening out by asking you “how motherhood is treating ya” as if he knows you at all. Hell, it happens to us all the damn time. So we empathize with Jessica Alba (shut up) when she gives the paparazzi the cold shoulder. Um, especially given that TMZ posted the footage in question under the headline “Jessica Alba: Postpartum Depressing.” Really, guys?:

Jessica Alba has a debilitating psychological disorder because she’s less than enthused that you’re asking intrusive, overly familiar questions while shoving a lens at her? That’s like having her shove your camera up your ass and then laughingly joke that you seem to be having some trouble with constipation.

But Postpartum Depression is just, like. The stuff of Lifetime TV movies and sensationalized tabloid headlines. It’s not a real problem like premature ejaculation or male pattern baldness. Right?

Jessica Alba: Postpartum Depressing [YMZ]