Sad news for people who watch daytime television and/or who hate small children: monster-child Latarian Milton is not going to appear on “Judge Judy” with his mother and grandmother, as previously reported. Evidently Judge Judy was hiding a sense of deep set moral outrage underneath that transfixing lacy collar of hers:

“Judge Judy does not believe in fostering litigation and if that is what happened, then canceling the case was the only option.”

We must say we’re genuinely surprised that a network television series is taking the “moral high ground” at the expense of viewers. Looking over at the giant bag of chicharrones we purchased for the occasion, we’re not sure we like this whole “moral standard” thing.

Judge Judy Cancels Case [CBS 12]