Latarian Milton To Do Hood Rat Stuff With Judge Judy

Superfun hood rat Latarian Milton, who is basically Fun Facts From Florida! personified, is set to appear on an upcoming episode of “Judge Judy” because his grandmother (You know - the one he beat up at a Wal-Mart for not buying him chicken wings.) is suing his mother, Ashley, and claiming her poor parenting skills resulted in Latarian stealing and ruining her car. Why can’t they all work this out post-Thanksgiving dinner with a BB gun, a kiddie pool and a small to middling possum, like a normal family?:

Stratford says Ashley should’ve done a better job watching the little boy that day when he went on the joyride and Stratford is seeking five-thousand dollars in damages from Ashley.

That suit will form the basis for an upcoming Judge Judy episode.

“I just want to see my daughter be a better parent, more concerned about her mother. That’s what I want to see,” Stratford explained.

This can only end spectacularly well.

Joyride Case to be Featured on Judge Judy Show [CBS12]