





Salma Hayek really gives the impression of having it all: A thriving career, scores of fans, business savvy, intelligence, beauty, a loving family and no need for bras with enough padding to cushion a car crash. So what’s her secret for keeping it all together and being happy? Why, it’s the same, trite bullshit famous people always say! Just kidding. We guess it’s kind of sweet:
“I have learned to enjoy time to be a woman. I have learned to enjoy how to do the most that I can with what I have,” the Ugly Betty producer explained. “It is a good thing to be a 41-year-old Latina woman in America.”
We’re guessing “enjoying time to be a woman” probably doesn’t mean inhaling nail polish while playing with your boobs. But that’s never stopped us before. So, we’ll ask you, lovely Latina commenters: What does enjoying being a woman mean for you, if anything? What’s your secret to being happy?
Salma Hayek: This Is ‘The Best Time in My Life’ [People]

Hello. She’s obvs talking about the Trojan finger vibrator.
Posted by La Virgen | June 20, 2008
Ay, its not about being latina, its about being a LADY!
Posted by Marco | June 20, 2008
my secret to being happy?
lots and lots of alcohol
Posted by anOCgirl | June 20, 2008
My secret to being happy? READING GUANABEE EVERYDAY!!! HAHA!!
Except not.
Posted by Lulu | June 20, 2008
The ability to have your waist Photoshopped so tiny, as in this picture of her. Must be nice!
Posted by CraftyChica | June 21, 2008
@ Marco: so Latinas can’t be Ladies? Even if your name is Yeslaidy?
Posted by whao | June 21, 2008
You forgot to mention the part about the “billionaire fiancĂ© Francois-Henri Pinault.”
Don’t know about you, but if I was married to Francois, I’d be very, very happy.
Posted by homo-neurotic | June 23, 2008