





Mario Lopez’s dimples and huge, inflated, throbbing ego share the cover of “TV Guide” along with “The Hills” star Audrina Partridge and her freaky ceiling eyes. The story is on Hot Bods! Which apparently means Bulimia Nervosa and Airbrushing!
Why do “hot bods” have to be all chiseled and skinny? And hairless and shiny? And attached to chronically boring pseudo-celebs? We don’t have the answers.
What do you think, gentle reader? Would Mario and/or Audrina top your list of “Hot Bods?” Our own choices are after the jump:
Vivienne Westwood’s “bear” model, who walked her recent Milan show…
…and old school Strawberry Shortcake.
TV GUIDE COVERS PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S HOTTEST BACHELOR MARIO LOPEZ [Cover Awards]
This Vivienne Westwood Model Is Not Like the Others [NY Mag]

i LOVE the bear models! …well except the man sandals, man sandals are disgusting!
Posted by la roncha | June 25, 2008
I’d pick the bear over Mario
Posted by jrod | June 26, 2008
Butter face….
Posted by cacy | June 26, 2008
Is it just me or are the bear’s shorts trying to bust open? I’m just saying…
Also, I’m really confused- when did Mario Lopez jump from C-list to hottest bachelor? Ugh, 90s nostalgia in the worst way.
Posted by Mia | June 26, 2008
I don’t know. I think I really need a lot more pictures of the bear model in order to judge. Do you know where I could get some nice 8×10s of him? Just for research purposes…
Posted by Jason | June 26, 2008