Oh, happy day. Looks like Dimples McMullet was able to take time out of not wearing sweaters and not being faithful to not get married while looking hot, taking the top spot on “People’s” list of “Hottest Bachelors of 2008.” Yeah, that’s “2008,” not 1995. Mario recreated “Marky Mark’s” iconic Calvin Klein ad with the aid of one or ten rolled socks. He also opened up about being grossly obese:

We first met PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor when he played good-guy A.C. Slater on Saved by the Bell. He’s since moved on to Dancing with the Stars and is now co-host of Extra’s weekend edition and star of Broadway’s A Chorus Line. Still, Lopez, 34 – here recreating Mark Wahlberg’s famous “Marky Mark” pose – says he wasn’t always so fit: “I was a fat, fat baby. I looked like a sumo wrestler. My mom had to pull the fat folds apart when she bathed me!”

Why do we suddenly have the desire to stick our hand into a plastic bag full of chocolate pudding? Anyway, do you agree with People’s choice in hot bachelors? If not, who would you have rather seen at the top of the list? And, no, Gabriel isn’t accepting nominations at this time.

Single & Sexy Men of 2008 [People]