Mario Lopez Likes Eva Longoria. But Does He LIKE Like Her? OMG!
19 June 2008, 5:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
You know how Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria are always eating cupcakes or getting their labia pierced together or whatever the Hell those two do? Well, some speculate the two are joined at the hip because they are sucking each others’ coke fingers. So to speak. And Mario isn’t really doing much to combat such speculation:
Newly single after splitting from his Dancing with the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff, Lopez reveals he has reluctantly had to settle for being friends with Desperate Housewives beauty Longoria Parker
And he confesses he’s jealous of the actress’ basketball star husband Tony Parker.
Lopez says, “We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off and I have the utmost respect for her.
Line? Crossed. Boy, be careful. Tony Parker can kill you merely by turning around will fast. Slap and BOOM. You’re out. Just keep posing and smiling and ease up on the talking and, like. Saying of things.
Mario Lopez: ‘I Missed Out On Romance With Eva Longoria Parker’ [Showbiz Spy]
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umm awkward!
Slater was with the dancer, cheating with the hooters girl but has been lusting over Eva all along. Must be exhausting.
He has creepy roids/old man neck here…
Is THAT why Mario keeps drawing our attention to his damn biceps? So we don’t notice that his labia is pierced?
It all makes sense now…
how would eva like it if tony hung out with his old girl friends?