Naomi Campbell has reportedly undergone surgery that would make her able to have children. Isn’t there some law against this sort of thing?:

Says the model: “Now [that] I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

Weird! And then the article gets, well. Even weirder:

One wonders how Campbell has been altered to be able to bare children, and if Thomas Beatie has been an inspiration. Might Campbell have been man all along, a sex shocker unrivalled by even Noel Edmonds’ more generous bottom and Anthea Turner’s rumoured love of intimate scratching.

One what wonders? Thomas Beatie continues to confound us today.

Says Campbell:”I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises.”

Compromises like, say, instead of setting a puppy on fire, one can just sort of pinch it a little. On the other hand, a little Hugomi baby might be kind of cute, no? We think so! Ponder that as you enjoy this completely unrelated photo of a chupacabra.

Naomi Campbell Operates To Have Children [Anorak]