Potential mother and definite fucker Naomi Campbell has a wee bit too much fun partying with her boyfriend in Capri. A boyfriend who is not Hugo Chavez. Someone at INF Daily was able to get exclusive pictures of Naomi acting a drunken, balding fool:

Aren’t you so glad we have cameras? Otherwise we would have never been able to captured a glorious moment like this! We managed to catch (ha! get it!) super model/bitch Naomi Campbell take a fall outside of a party in Capri, Italy last night. Had Naomi been hitting the hard stuff on a bender with boyfriend Marcus Elias? Well, judging from the inside shots they seemed to be having a good time, maybe too good of a time. I am mostly amused by the fact that her boyfriend just sort of stands there and lets some other guy catch Naomi; although it’s probably a nightly occurrence with her so his arms are probably getting tired.

Teehee! Considering Naomi is about nine feet tall, it probably took about thirty-seven gallons of limoncello to get her in this state.

EXCLUSIVE: NAOMI CAMPBELL TAKES A SPILL! [INF Daily]