When Mario Lopez isn’t posing like or in front of a ginormous weiner, he’s feuding with his A Chorus Line co-stars and being too old to pose in his underwear. First, Mario decided he wasn’t going to wear his character’s standard long-sleeved brown sweater because it didn’t show off his rippling muscles. Then, he made his younger co-star, Nick Adams, cover his character’s tank top with a hoodie. But hoodies don’t hide dreaminess, Mario! As he soon learned when he was passed over to model stupidly-named 2(x)ist underwear:

Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign,” said an insider. “We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He’s younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that.”

Jason Scarlatti, 2(x)ist’s creative director, gave final approval. He told us, “Nick’s very masculine, sexy, modern. It’s totally all about his body. Mario is a good-looking guy, but Nick had it. He’s up and coming, the new face of sexy. He’s original. He’s hot.”

Fucking ow. Nick had better look into getting a receipt because Mario is going to make him bring sexy back. So he can buy all that shit up for himself.

What do you think? Is Slater’s still the only mullet that occupies space in your heart? Or is he going to have to fight for that spot?

UNDIES AD FUELS ‘CHORUS’ FEUD [NY Post]