Nobody Wants To See Mario Lopez’s Underoos
13 June 2008, 1:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
When Mario Lopez isn’t posing like or in front of a ginormous weiner, he’s feuding with his A Chorus Line co-stars and being too old to pose in his underwear. First, Mario decided he wasn’t going to wear his character’s standard long-sleeved brown sweater because it didn’t show off his rippling muscles. Then, he made his younger co-star, Nick Adams, cover his character’s tank top with a hoodie. But hoodies don’t hide dreaminess, Mario! As he soon learned when he was passed over to model stupidly-named 2(x)ist underwear:
Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign,” said an insider. “We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He’s younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that.”
Jason Scarlatti, 2(x)ist’s creative director, gave final approval. He told us, “Nick’s very masculine, sexy, modern. It’s totally all about his body. Mario is a good-looking guy, but Nick had it. He’s up and coming, the new face of sexy. He’s original. He’s hot.”
Fucking ow. Nick had better look into getting a receipt because Mario is going to make him bring sexy back. So he can buy all that shit up for himself.
What do you think? Is Slater’s still the only mullet that occupies space in your heart? Or is he going to have to fight for that spot?
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Oooh, SNAP! It’s bicep karma comin’ back at dimple-butt!
I was in Chorus Line, and any Zach who doesn’t wear the striped brown sweater is no Zach to me. And poor Larry…the character never says a word and only gets to dance intermittently. He’s the mime of the show.
I love it that Nick pulled an Eve Harrington without making a sound. Just let Ego-boy dig his own grave.
Damnit escobar! Stole my Eve Harrington comparison!!!!
Oooh, SNAP! It’s bicep karma comin’ back at dimple-butt!
I was in Chorus Line, and any Zach who doesn’t wear the striped brown sweater is no Zach to me. And poor Larry…the character never says a word and only gets to dance intermittently. He’s the mime of the show.
I love it that Nick pulled an Eve Harrington without making a sound. Just let Ego-boy dig his own grave.
Sorry about the repetition….Guanasite led me to believe it hadn’t posted the first time.
Sorry about the repetition.
Did I say, Sorry about the repetition?
Mario? Hot? Really? He’s butters. Everything’s great but her face.
I do I do! I want to see him in his underoos!
I don’t know. Nick’s got “some nice guns”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_%28actor%29.