After a fun day of practicing public urination with current beau Paul Sculfor, Cameron Diaz left the Chateau Marmont (that’s French for “Marmoset House”) with Not Paul Sculfor. And Not Paul Sculfor appears to be wearing both a hoop earrings and a newsboy cap. Which means? He’s a terrible person.

So, Cameron, we’ve got a query for you, babyface:

If you’re going to be hanging out with newscap-adorned mystery men at the Chateau Marmont, can we go ahead and take Paul off your hands? And into ours?

Christ, don’t be so selfish.

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