Ooh Mama Mia Papa Pia! Is Cameron Diaz Cheating On Paul Sculfor? Can We Have Him?!
24 June 2008, 3:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser
After a fun day of practicing public urination with current beau Paul Sculfor, Cameron Diaz left the Chateau Marmont (that’s French for “Marmoset House”) with Not Paul Sculfor. And Not Paul Sculfor appears to be wearing both a hoop earrings and a newsboy cap. Which means? He’s a terrible person.
So, Cameron, we’ve got a query for you, babyface:
If you’re going to be hanging out with newscap-adorned mystery men at the Chateau Marmont, can we go ahead and take Paul off your hands? And into ours?
Christ, don’t be so selfish.
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Why is Cameron hanging around with a transgender newsboy? Is that a Cuban thing? Is it like “Newsies” meets “The Crying Game” meets “Salchicha: The Movie”? Will Disney be making a musical of it starring Vanessa Hudgens? And Zac Efron as the transgender newsie?
Maybe he just lives near her and it was her day to run the carpool……ya know, bitch is all eco-friendly and shit.