Perez Hilton Is Really Popular
9 June 2008, 1:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Last Friday was the launch of Perez Hilton’s clothing line, you guys! Did you buy tons of new hoodies and tampon holders featuring kittens shitting rainbows onto unicorns? Or Thomas Beatie flying through the sky with doves? Yeah, no one did. And, as it turns out, some poor girl was even accosted by a Hot Topic employee trying to get someone, anyone, to attend the line’s launch. Luckily, she lived to tell the tale:
“Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist [sic] bans it was kinda funny.”
Aw! Mark our words, this will lead to a very sad round of MySpace photos. After the jump, more of nothing:
PEREZ HILTON’S CLOTHING LINE FLOPS!! [Is This Happening]
Earlier: Beauty Hurts Like An MS Paint Penis To The Face: Perez Hilton Would Like To Give You His Autograph
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give him time. he’s like a roach, man, he can make it through a nuclear holocaust. i predict a line of hair dye is next.
i work near there and stopped by on my way home from work. not cool, really. they chose a wrong day to do this, really.
Awww, bummer. On the bright side, Perez and his BFF Heidi Montag can go halvsies on a storage unit to keep all their crappy leftover clothes.
I’m glad this happen… He is so fucking full of himself!
but hey maybe he should go to mexico city and sell the clothes, I bet all those emos kids would buy!!
roncha,
He’d need a police detail down there, what with all the emo-bashings/exorcisms going down in México.