Last Friday was the launch of Perez Hilton’s clothing line, you guys! Did you buy tons of new hoodies and tampon holders featuring kittens shitting rainbows onto unicorns? Or Thomas Beatie flying through the sky with doves? Yeah, no one did. And, as it turns out, some poor girl was even accosted by a Hot Topic employee trying to get someone, anyone, to attend the line’s launch. Luckily, she lived to tell the tale:

“Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist [sic] bans it was kinda funny.”

Aw! Mark our words, this will lead to a very sad round of MySpace photos. After the jump, more of nothing:

PEREZ HILTON’S CLOTHING LINE FLOPS!! [Is This Happening]
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