Roselyn Sanchez Gets Married “InStyle”
16 June 2008, 10:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Actress we’ve never actually seen act, Roselyn Sanchez, is sharing a stylist’s approximation of what her wedding should be like in the pages of “Instyle Weddings.” The spread features Roselyn in various casual, reclining poses people never actually perform in real life while wearing lovely wedding dresses and giving deeply thought out blurbs like:
“It’s pretty and somehow sexy - a great combination. Wearing this got me into the spirit of being a bride.”
We, too, like dresses that are pretty and somehow sexy. And that shoot out bubbles, prettily and somehow sexily. Call us traditional!
After the jump, more reasons to consider eloping:
Practicing your “O” face technique is an integral part of prepping for your nuptials. Note: Keep practicing.
Roselyn’s little smile lets you know she’s got a secret…
And the secret is… Wait for it…
She can totally queef out stilettos.
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at least she has nice hair.
Alex: That you just employed the term ‘queef’ is frankly, no mean feat.
Artfully done…bonus points for mentioning the chocha pedo!
@ pocho_guey_al_norte: I always strive to queef artfully. Thank you.
She better watch out. All that showing off got Scary Sadshaw’s ass left at the altar. Tone it down, girl.
OK gente, who is Rosalyn Sanchez? Seriously, I don’t know. Does she sing? Does she act? Or does she only appear in commercials and advertisements? Because that’s all I’ve seen her in, Neutrogena commercials and such. Sounds like she has a crap career but a very good PR team, like Camilla Belle and that other actress in that old Chanel sunglasses campaign…
@…dijo Alex: You’re welcome. If that’s what you call writing, well, then, er…I’m down.
Oh, sarcasm. I fucking see how it is. You’re mighty lucky I only queef terrible puns and love and not, like. Poison gas and malice.
Honestly, I botched a pun myself. Seriously. I didn’t mean for it to read all mean-like the way it wound up when I took a second look. My bad. I meant it as a compliment, though it didn’t come out that way. I like your writing. Though I think you can probably do the poison gas and malice thing pretty well, too.
she is so cheesy and obnoxious, and quite possibly one of the worst actresses ever, why is she on the cover of anything, and who is even marrying her?
dear roselyn sanchez how are doing ha babe sita
i love you so mush
dear roselyn sanchez how are you my love i am a
man with you in you hand loving you and kissing
and i was traying to call you when i get a phone in my birthday i will call ok i love you so much that i will huge you and kiss you forever and never get off on your hands never please call
from, gabriel rios to roselyn sanchez i love you call me bye